A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
Elsa Schiapirelli 

C is for cookie, it's good enough for me; oh cookie cookie cookie starts with C.
Cookie Monster  , character on "Sesame Street," U.S. children's television program

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
Alphonse Allais 

Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction.
John Cage 

He who does not mind his belly will hardly will hardly mind anything else.
Samuel Johnson 

Health food makes me sick.
Calvin Trillin 

I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
Peter Oakley 

I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
George Bush  , U.S. president, 1990

I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
Katherine Cebrian 

I drink no more than a sponge.
Francis Rabelais  - Works. Book i. Chap. v.