Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet.
Albert Einstein (1879-1955) 

One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
Virginia Woolf 

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are.
Matt Lauer  , on NBC's "Today" show, August 22, 1996

Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
Lord Byron 

The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
Richard Braunstein 

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
Calvin Trillin 

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
Jackie Gleason 

The west wasn't won on salad.
ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) 

There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
Seen on a bumper sticker