A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
Sidney Goff 

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
Ogden Nash 

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
Helen Rowland (1876-1950) 

A kiss is a rosy dot over the 'i' of loving.
Cyrano De Bergerac 

A kiss: To a young girl, faith; to a married woman, hope; to an old maid, charity.
V. P. Skipper 

A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another."
Anonymous 

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) 

A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
Moliere 

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor 

A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.
Sacha Guitry (1885-1957)