An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
Sacha Guitry (1885-1957) 

An ounce of emotion is equal to a ton of facts.
John Junor 

And I will make thee beds of roses, And a thousand fragrant posies.
Marie-Antoinette, Queen 

Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.
Isadora Duncan 

Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
Rose Franken 

ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)  - The Devil's Dictionary, 1911

At last I know what love is really like.
Virgil 

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956) 

Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family does too.
Anonymous 

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
Helen Rowland (1876-1950)