Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.
Caroline Rhea 

Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
David Chambless 

Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
John Wesley 

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) 

Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
Oliver Herford (1863-1935) 

By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher.
Socrates (470-399 B.C.) 

Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
Thomas Fuller  , M.D. , 1732

Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
Anonymous 

Don't knock masturbation -- it's sex with someone I love.
Woody Allen (Born 1935) 

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
Jackie Mason