A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) 

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
Israel Zangwill 

A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.
Sacha Guitry (1885-1957) 

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
Christopher Morley 

A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him.
Elbert Hubbard (1856-1915) 

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) 

A ship is always referred to as "she" because it costs so much to keep one in paint and powder.
Chester Nimitz 

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana Turner 

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
Mae West (1892-1980) 

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
Gloria Steinem