I like a man who grins when he fights.
Winston Churchill, Sir (1874-1965) 

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Walt Disney (1901-1966) 

I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs long enough.
Clarie Sargent  , Arizona senatorial candidate

If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
Jenny Weber 

If a woman seeks education it is probably because her sexual apparatus is malfunctioning.
Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900) 

If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
Seen on a bumper sticker

If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them.
Robert Graves 

If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
Anonymous 

If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
Alphonse Karr 

If you go to see the woman, do not forget the whip.
Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)