If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.
Margaret Thatcher 

I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four.
Joel Rosenberg  - The Warrior Lives

It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they couldn't charge sixteen dollars for that little tiny jar.
Jane Goodsell 

Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another hanging on to his coattails.
Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956) 

Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing they die earlier.
Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956) 

No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
Honoré de Balzac (1799-1850) 

Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife.
Al Bundy  , character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show

Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only hope to find in their butlers.
W. Somerset Maugham 

Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.
Gloria Steinem 

Want him to be more of a man? Try being more of a woman!
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