A billion hours ago, human life appeared on earth. A billion minutes ago, Christianity emerged. A billion Coca-Colas ago was yesterday morning.
1996 Coca-Cola Company annual report

A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.
Ronnie Corbett 

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959) 

A fly is as untamable as a hyena.
Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882) 

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still.
Samuel Johnson 

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
Anonymous 

A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult me.
Frederick Douglas 

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.
Wilson Mizner (1876-1933) 

A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming.
Barbarella 

A great architect is not made by way of a brain nearly so much as he is made by way of a cultivated, enriched heart.
Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)