A heav'n on earth.
John Milton 

A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede jacket. "You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too."
Jake Johanson 

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Winston Churchill, Sir (1874-1965) 

A long shot, Watson; a very long shot!
Arthur Conan Doyle, Sir 

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) 

A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
Charles Evans Hughes 

A man is only as old as the woman he feels
Groucho Marx (1895-1977) 

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it.
Thomas Beecham, Sir 

A note of music gains significance from the silence on either side.
Anne Morrow Lindbergh 

A person usually has two reasons for doing something: a good reason and the real reason.
Thomas Carlyle