A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone.
Anonymous 

A pessimist is someone who has had to listen to too many optimists.
Anonymous 

A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about other people.
Peter McArthur 

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.
John A. Shedd 

A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
Evan Esar 

A small mind is obstinate. A great mind can lead and be led.
Alexander Cannon 

A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterward.
Jean Paul Richter 

A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are great riches.
Poor Jimmy's Almanac

A wise man sees as much as he ought, not as much as he can.
Michel de Montaigne 

A witty saying proves nothing.
Voltaire (1694-1778)