I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
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I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
Jules Renard 

I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
Virginia Woolf 

I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
Wilson Mizner (1876-1933) 

I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) 

I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) 

I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
Doug MacLeod 

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple Black 

I would have made a good Pope.
Richard M. Nixon (1913-1994)  , Former U.S. President

If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
Voltaire (1694-1778)