A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems shorter than a minute. But tell that same man to sit on a hot stove for a minute, it is longer than any hour. That's relativity.
Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
A nuclear power plant is infinitely safer than eating, because 300 people choke to death on food every year.
Dixy Lee Ray
A science is any discipline in which the fool of this generation can go beyond the point reached by the genius of the last generation.
Max Gluckman
A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
Alan J. Perlis - Epigrams of Programming
All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control future events.
Laurence J. Peter
All science is either physics or stamp collecting.
E. Rutherford
An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made, in a narrow field.
Niels Bohr (1885-1962)
