“The secret of life is not to do what you like, but to like what you do.”
“A malignant sore throat is a danger, a malignant throat not sore is worse.”
“The wicked work harder to preach hell than the righteous do to get to heaven.”
“The only thing we learn from new elections is we learned nothing from the old.”
“A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal.”
“In business partnerships and marriage partnerships, oh, the cheating that goes on.”
“There are three things that can destroy a preacher, the glory, the gold, and the girls.”
“The cemeteries are filled with people who thought the world couldn't get along without them.”
“If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had gotten into the wrong grave.”
“There are three kinds of people; those that make things happen, those that watch things happen and those who don't know what's happening.”