“I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.”
“Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.”
“It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere.”
“I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.”
“Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.”
“The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere.”
“Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.”
“Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.”
“My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right.”
“Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.”