“Too much truth is uncouth.”
“What this country needs is a good five cent cigar.”
“Health is the thing that makes you feel that now is the best time of the year.”
“There are plenty of good five cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter.”
“Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to.”
“Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.”
“I find that a great part of the information I have, was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way.”