“Grief, and an estate, is joy understood,”
“Never underestimate the value of cold cash.”
“there is no such thing as a harmless truth.”
“Anyone who doesn't miss the past never had a mother.”
“All the world's a stage, and all the clergymen critics.”
“A writer is a person who has solutions for which there are no riddles.”
“It is harder for a poor man to be successful than it is for a rich man.”
“The right man, in the right place, at the right time, can steal millions.”
“A liberal is a man who is right most of the time, but he's right too soon.”
“If you want to really know what your friends and family think of you die broke, and then see who shows up for the funeral.”
“The most touching epitaph I ever encountered was on the tombstone of the printer of Edinburgh. It said simply: ''He kept down the cost and set the type right.''”