“I have been on a calendar, but never on time.”
“A sex symbol becomes a thing. I hate being a thing.”
“I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time.”
“I don't want to make money. I just want to be wonderful.”
“Husbands are chiefly good lovers when they are betraying their wives.”
“Fame will go by and, so long, I've had you, fame. If it goes by, I've always known it was fickle. So at least it's something I experienced, but that's not where I live.”
“Unfortunately, I am involved in a freedom ride protesting the loss of the minority rights belonging to the few remaining earthbound stars. All we demanded was our right to twinkle.”
“Hollywood's a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss, and fifty cents for your soul. I know, because I turned down the first offer often enough and held out for the fifty cents.”