“He who limps is still walking.”
“Is it progress if a cannibal uses a fork?”
“Never lie when the truth is more profitable.”
“The first requisite for immortality is death.”
“People find life entirely too time-consuming.”
“No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.”
“The weakest link in a chain is the strongest because it can break it.”
“Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don't bite everybody.”
“When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.”
“Intelligence, in diapers, is invisible. And when it matures, out the window it flies. We have to pounce on it earlier.”