“Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes.”
“Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.”
“Minds are like parachutes, they only function when they are open.”
“No wife can endure a gambling husband; unless he is a steady winner.”
“The road to success is filled with women pushing their husbands along.”
“Nothing hurts more than having to pay an income tax, unless it is not having to pay an income tax.”