Who said “A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.”?

“In university they don't tell you that the greater part of the law is learning to tolerate fools.”

“'Tis well enough for a servant to be bred at an University. But the education is a little too pedantic for a gentleman.”

“The greatest gift that Oxford gives her sons is, I truly believe, a genial irreverence toward learning, and from that irreverence love may spring.”

“Socrates gave no diplomas or degrees, and would have subjected any disciple who demanded one to a disconcerting catechism on the nature of true knowledge.”

“The mediaeval university looked backwards: it professed to be a storehouse of old knowledge... The modern university looks forward: it is a factory of new knowledge.”

“There is nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.”

“A neighborhood is a residential area that is changing for the worse.”

“You do not have to suffer to be a poet. Adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.”

“The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of himself.”

“Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves they have a better idea.”

“Every parent is at some time the father of the unreturned prodigal, with nothing to do but keep his house open to hope.”