Who said “Honesty is the best policy -- when there is money in it.”?

“A few honest men are better than numbers.”

“To make your children capable of honesty is the beginning of education.”

“No man, for any considerable period, can wear one face to himself, and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be true.”

“You can't make wrong work.”

“Be prepared and be honest.”

“Familiarity breeds contempt; and children.”

“Prosperity is the best protector of principle.”

“Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.”

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”

“Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.”

“Thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work.”