Who said “Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.”?

“Love is a great beautifier.”

“We must love one another or die.”

“Love is the cheapest of religions.”

“Every man loves what he is good at.”

“Who so loves believes the impossible.”

“Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.”

“I don't believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.”

“It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.”

“The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.”

“Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.”

“Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.”