Who said “A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist.”?

“No good deed goes unpunished.”

“If we see light at the end of the tunnel, it the light of the oncoming train.”

“Man, at least when educated, is a pessimist. He believes it safer not to reflect on his achievements; Jove is known to strike such people down.”

“You define a good flight by negatives: you didn't get hijacked, you didn't crash, you didn't throw up, you weren't late, you weren't nauseated by the food. So you're grateful.”

“Pessimism never won any battle.”

“It is the weak man who urges compromise -- never the strong man.”

“Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive.”

“Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.”

“The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today”

“An event described by those to whom it was told by men who did not see it.”

“If you want work well done, select a busy man; the other kind has no time.”