Who said “My neighbor doesn't want to be loved as much as he wants to be envied.”?

“It is easier to love humanity as a whole than to love one's neighbor.”

“For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors, and laugh at them in our turn?”

“Keeping up with the Joneses was a full-time job with my mother and father. It was not until many years later when I lived alone that I realized how much cheaper it was to drag the Joneses down to my level.”

“The supreme satisfaction is to be able to despise one's neighbor and this fact goes far to account for religious intolerance. It is evidently consoling to reflect that the people next door are headed for hell.”

“Sometimes a neighbor whom we have disliked a lifetime for his arrogance and conceit lets fall a single commonplace remark that shows us another side, another man, really; a man uncertain, and puzzled, and in the dark like ourselves.”

“God is indeed dead. He died of self-horror when He saw the creature He had made in His own image.”

“When you argue with your inferiors, you convince them of only one thing: they are as clever as you.”

“If poetry is like an orgasm, an academic can be likened to someone who studies the passion-stains on the bedsheets.”

“Idealist: a cynic in the making.”

“Conscience: self-esteem with a halo.”

“We love in another's soul whatever of ourselves we can deposit in it; the greater the deposit, the greater the love.”