Who said “Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.”?

“No one gossips about other people's secret virtues.”

“Alas! they had been friends in youth; but whispering tongues can poison truth.”

“And all who told it added something new, and all who heard it, made enlargements too.”

“They come together like the Coroner's Inquest, to sit upon the murdered reputations of the week.”

“Gossip is a sort of smoke that comes from the dirty tobacco-pipes of those who diffuse it: it proves nothing but the bad taste of the smoker.”

“All nature wears one universal grin.”

“One fool at least in every married couple.”

“It is not death, but dying, which is terrible.”

“Money is the fruit of evil, as often as the root of it.”

“When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.”

“Public schools are the nurseries of all vice and immorality.”