Who said “Comedy is tragedy that happens to other people.”?

“Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.”

“All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.”

“A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.”

“The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.”

“The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.”

“Women's sexy underwear is a minor but significant growth industry of late-twentieth-century Britain in the twilight of capitalism.”

“I think it's one of the scars in our culture that we have too high an opinion of ourselves. We align ourselves with the angels instead of the higher primates.”

“Just because we're sisters under the skin doesn't mean we've got much in common.”

“The bed is now as public as the dinner table and governed by the same rules of formal confrontation.”

“In the mythic schema of all relations between men and women, man proposes, and woman is disposed of.”

“If Miss means respectably unmarried, and Mrs. respectably married, then Ms. means nudge, nudge, wink, wink.”