Who said “When suave politeness, tempering bigot zeal, corrected ''I believe'' to ''One does feel.''”?

“A man must not swallow more beliefs than he can digest.”

“Vain are the thousand creeds that move men's hearts, unutterably vain; Worthless as withered weeds, or idlest froth amid the boundless main.”

“I always divide people into two groups. Those who live by what they know to be a lie, and those who live by what they believe, falsely, to be the truth.”

“If you have embraced a creed which appears to be free from the ordinary dirtiness of politics --a creed from which you yourself cannot expect to draw any material advantage --surely that proves that you are in the right?”

“As men's prayers are a disease of the will, so are their creeds a disease of the intellect.”

“Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny.”

“The hall-mark of American humor is its pose of illiteracy.”

“A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.”