Who said “Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.”?

“Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.”

“A bore is a man who, when you ask how he is, tells you.”

“The age of chivalry is past. Bores have succeeded to dragons.”

“Sir, you have but two topics, yourself and me. I am sick of both.”

“A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience.”

“A temporary insanity curable by marriage.”

“Saint, n. A dead sinner, revised and edited.”

“Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy.”

“A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.”

“The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.”

“Apologize, v. To lay the foundation for a future offense.”