“Come, agree, the law's costly.”
“Observation is an old man's memory.”
“Don't set your wit against a child.”
“No wise man ever wished to be younger.”
“May you live all the days of your life.”
“What some people invent the rest enlarge.”
“Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.”
“There's none so blind as they that won't see.”
“The most positive men are the most credulous.”
“Vision is the art of seeing things invisible.”
“Promises and pie crusts are made to be broken.”
“It was a bold person that first ate an oyster.”
“Complaint is the largest tribute Heaven receives.”
“Vanity is a mark of humility rather than of pride.”
“Reason is a very light rider, and easily shook off.”
“Invention is the talent of youth, and judgment of age…”
“I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.”
“Every man desires to live long, but no man would be old.”
“One enemy can do more hurt than ten friends can do good.”
“Happiness is a perpetual possession of being well deceived.”
“Style may defined as the proper words in the proper places.”
“Censure is the tax a man pays to the public for being eminent.”
“There are few, very few, that will own themselves in a mistake.”
“We are so fond of one another, because our ailments are the same.”
“She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on with a pitch folk.”
“Pretense is the overrating of any kind of knowledge we pretend to.”
“All human race would be wits. And millions miss, for one that hits.”
“A wise person should have money in their head, but not in their heart.”
“Two friendships in two breasts requires The same aversions and desires.”
“The proper words in the proper places are the true definition of style.”