“Wine is bottled poetry.”
“I drink to forget I drink.”
“Drunkenness is temporary suicide.”
“I'm not so think as you drunk I am.”
“The piano has been drinking, not me.”
“They who drink beer will think beer.”
“I always wake up at the crack of ice.”
“Old wine and friends improve with age.”
“Never accept a drink from a Urologist.”
“I do not live in the world of sobriety.”
“Water is the only drink for a wise man.”
“Somebody left the cork out of my lunch.”
“Candy, is dandy, but Liquor, is quicker.”
“Wine hath drowned more men than the sea.”
“Sometimes too much drink is barely enough.”
“It pays to get drunk with the best people.”
“If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.”
“Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.”
“Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.”
“The whole world is about three drinks behind.”
“There is a devil in every berry of the grape.”
“Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.”
“What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.”
“When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.”
“I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.”
“A torchlight procession marching down your throat.”
“It's not the drinking to be blamed, but the excess.”
“Wine is a turncoat; first a friend and then an enemy.”
“The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.”
“I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler.”