“Macho doesn't prove mucho.”
“Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended.”
“You never really know a man until you have divorced him.”
“I never hate a man enough to give him his diamonds back.”
“A man in love is incomplete until he has married -- then he's finished.”
“I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.”
“Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5, 000 Gideon Bibles.”
“Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.”