“A fool and her money are soon courted.”
“One man's folly is often another man's wife.”
“Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.”
“Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.”
“''Home'' is any four walls that enclose the right person.”
“There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.”
“Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.”
“Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture.”
“Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.”
“A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.”
“Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.”
“Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.”
“The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.”
“No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.”
“When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.”
“A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.”
“A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.”
“Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common-sense.”
“Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.”
“Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.”
“In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.”
“The hardest task of a girl's life, nowadays, is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.”
“A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.”
“It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing.”
“Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic.”
“The follies which a man regrets most in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.”
“Failing to be there when a man wants her is a woman's greatest sin, except to be there when he doesn't want her.”
“It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son -- and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.”
“Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.”
“France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are ''made in America.''”