Who said “I love her too, but our neuroses just don't match.”?

“Her name was called Lady Helena Herring and her age was 25 and she mated well with the earl.”

“Madam, I have been looking for a person who disliked gravy all my life; let us swear eternal friendship.”

“To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.”

“Her great merit is finding out mine -- there is nothing so amiable as discernment.”

“Love and sex can go together and sex and unlove can go together and love and unsex can go together. But personal love and personal sex is bad.”

“Without alienation, there can be no politics.”

“Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets.”

“I'm the end of the line; absurd and appalling as it may seem, serious New York theater has died in my lifetime.”

“That is a very good question. I don't know the answer. But can you tell me the name of a classical Greek shoemaker?”

“He's not the finest character that ever lived. But he's a human being, and a terrible thing is happening to him. So attention must be paid.”

“If I have any justification for having lived it's simply, I'm nothing but faults, failures and so on, but I have tried to make a good pair of shoes. There's some value in that.”