Who said “Cynicism is cheap -- you can buy it at any Monoprix store -- it's built into all…”?

“Cynicism is humour in ill health.”

“Cynicism is intellectual dandyism.”

“A cynic is a man who looks at the world with a monocle in his mind's eye.”

“The cynic is one who never sees a good quality in a man, and never fails to see a bad one. He is the human owl, vigilant in darkness and blind to light, mousing for vermin, and never seeing noble game.”

“I'm a hopeful cynic.”

“Reality in our century is not something to be faced.”

“Morality comes with the sad wisdom of age, when the sense of curiosity has withered.”

“It is impossible to go through life without trust: that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself.”

“God created a number of possibilities in case some of his prototypes failed -- that is the meaning of evolution.”

“It is the story-teller's task to elicit sympathy and a measure of understanding for those who lie outside the boundaries of State approval.”

“If you have abandoned one faith, do not abandon all faith. There is always an alternative to the faith we lose. Or is it the same faith under another mask?”