Who said “Cynicism is humour in ill health.”?

“Cynicism is intellectual dandyism.”

“A cynic is a man who looks at the world with a monocle in his mind's eye.”

“Cynicism is cheap -- you can buy it at any Monoprix store -- it's built into all poor-quality goods.”

“The cynic is one who never sees a good quality in a man, and never fails to see a bad one. He is the human owl, vigilant in darkness and blind to light, mousing for vermin, and never seeing noble game.”

“I'm a hopeful cynic.”

“Our true nationality is mankind.”

“Cycle tracks will abound in Utopia.”

“Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.”

“The crisis of yesterday is the joke of tomorrow.”

“Fools make researches and wise men exploit them.”

“Adapt or perish, now as ever, is Nature's inexorable imperative.”