Who said “Jealousy is all the fun you think they had...”?

“Jealousy, the jaundice of the soul.”

“Jealousy is no more than feeling alone against smiling enemies.”

“Always remember, Peggy, it's matrimonial suicide to be jealous when you have a really good reason.”

“Jealousy is never satisfied with anything short of an omniscience that would detect the subtlest fold of the heart.”

“The heart of the jealous knows the best and most satisfying love, that of the other's bed, where the rival perfects the lover's imperfections.”

“Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.”

“Solitude is un-American.”

“Gossip is the opiate of the oppressed.”

“Men and women, women and men; it will never work.”

“Bigamy is having one husband too many. Monogamy is the same.”

“The trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more.”