“Either sex alone is half itself.”
“Woman submits to her fate; man makes his.”
“Nature makes woman to be won and men to win.”
“Man dreams of fame while woman wakes to love.”
“When women go wrong, men go right after them.”
“Were there no women, men might live like gods.”
“If the wife sins, the husband is not innocent.”
“The three sexes are men, women, and professors.”
“If women were humbler, men would be more honest.”
“Women make love for love, men make love for lust.”
“Men and women, women and men; it will never work.”
“Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely.”
“Women serve but to keep a man from better company.”
“Women like silent men. They think they're listening.”
“I love the idea of there being two sexes, don't you?”
“Sure men were born to lie, and women to believe them!”
“Women lie about their age; men lie about their income.”
“Let us leave pretty women to men devoid of imagination.”
“A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.”
“Man forgives women anything save the wit to outwit him.”
“The cocks may crow, but it's the hen that lays the egg.”
“It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her.”
“The woman who is known only through a man is known wrong.”
“As vivacity is the gift of women, gravity is that of men.”
“When God created two sexes, he may have been overdoing it.”
“What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.”
“For the woman, the man is a means: the end is always the child.”
“There is very little difference between men and women in space.”
“Just as women are afraid of receiving, men are afraid of giving.”
“I must have women -- there is nothing unbends the mind like them.”