Who said “Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.”?

“Life is a horizontal fall.”

“Life loves the liver of it.”

“There is no wealth but life.”

“All of life is a foreign country.”

“Life is made up of marble and mud.”

“Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.”

“The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.”

“All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.”

“Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.”

“Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.”

“Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.”