Who said “Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you…”?

“The more original a discovery, the more obvious it seems afterwards.”

“When a work appears to be ahead of its time, it is only the time that is behind the work.”

“Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.”

“A society made up of individuals who were all capable of original thought would probably be unendurable.”

“We are obliged to regard many of our original minds as crazy at least until we have become as clever as they are.”

“Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.”

“Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.”

“The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.”

“All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.”

“Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.”

“Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.”