Who said “I shoot the Hippopotamus With bullets made of platinum, Because if I use leaden ones His…”?

“Eagles do not beget Doves.”

“Cats and monkeys; monkeys and cats; all human life is there.”

“The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.”

“Poor little Foal of an oppressed race! I love the languid patience of thy face.”

“The poor dog, in life the firmest friend. The first to welcome, foremost to defend.”

“It is the best of all trades, to make songs, and the second best to sing them.”

“When I am dead, I hope it may be said: ''His sins were scarlet, but his books were read.''”

“I'm tired of love; I'm still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure all the time.”

“Is there no Latin word for Tea? Upon my soul, if I had known that I would have let the vulgar stuff alone.”

“From quiet homes and first beginning, out to the undiscovered ends, there's nothing worth the wear of winning, but laughter and the love of friends.”

“Remote and ineffectual don.”