Who said “They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake.”?

“One fool at least in every married couple.”

“Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance.”

“I never hate a man enough to give him his diamonds back.”

“'Tis safest in matrimony to begin with a little aversion.”

“I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married.”

“To be angry, is to revenge the fault of others upon ourselves.”

“I am his Highness dog at Kew; pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?”

“Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.”

“And all who told it added something new, and all who heard it, made enlargements too.”

“To endeavor to work upon the vulgar with fine sense is like attempting to hew blocks with a razor.”

“Blessed is the man who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed was the ninth beatitude.”