Who said “Tea! Thou soft, thou sober, sage, and venerable liquid, thou innocent pretence for…”?

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Colley Cibber. A published source records them saying or writing it.

SourceThe Lady's Last Stake (1707), Act I, sc. i.

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“Tea! Thou soft, thou sober, sage, and venerable liquid, thou innocent pretence for bringing the wicked of both sexes together in a morning; thou female tongue-running, smile-smoothing, heart-opening, wink-tipping cordial, to whose glorious insipidity I owe the happiest moment of my life, let me fall prostrate thus, and adore thee.”
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Cibber, C. (n.d.). Tea! Thou soft, thou sober, sage, and venerable liquid, thou innocent pretence for bringing the wicked of both sexes together in a morning; thou female tongue-running, smile-smoothing, heart-opening, wink-tipping cordial, to whose glorious insipidity I owe the happiest moment of my life, let me fall prostrate thus, and adore thee. [Quotation]. Famous Quotations Network. Retrieved October 24, 2026, from https://www.famous-quotations.com/quotes/31072-tea-thou-soft-thou-sober-sage-and-venerable/

MLA

Cibber, Colley. “Tea! Thou soft, thou sober, sage, and venerable liquid, thou innocent pretence for bringing the wicked of both sexes together in a morning; thou female tongue-running, smile-smoothing, heart-opening, wink-tipping cordial, to whose glorious insipidity I owe the happiest moment of my life, let me fall prostrate thus, and adore thee.” Famous Quotations Network, https://www.famous-quotations.com/quotes/31072-tea-thou-soft-thou-sober-sage-and-venerable/. Accessed 24 Oct. 2026.

Chicago

Cibber, Colley. “Tea! Thou soft, thou sober, sage, and venerable liquid, thou innocent pretence for bringing the wicked of both sexes together in a morning; thou female tongue-running, smile-smoothing, heart-opening, wink-tipping cordial, to whose glorious insipidity I owe the happiest moment of my life, let me fall prostrate thus, and adore thee.” Famous Quotations Network. Accessed October 24, 2026. https://www.famous-quotations.com/quotes/31072-tea-thou-soft-thou-sober-sage-and-venerable/.