Who said “News is what a chap who doesn't care much about anything wants to read. And it's only…”?

“It is always the unreadable that occurs.”

“Between what matters and what seems to matter, how should the world we know judge wisely?”

“Listening to a news broadcast is like smoking a cigarette and crushing the butt in the ashtray.”

“The greatest felony in the news business today is to be behind, or to miss a big story. So speed and quantity substitute for thoroughness and quality, for accuracy and context. The pressure to compete, the fear somebody else will make the splash first, creates a frenzied environment in which a blizzard of information is presented and serious questions may not be raised.”

“No news is good news.”

“Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.”

“Other nations use ''force''; we Britons alone use ''Might.''”

“Almost all crime is due to the repressed desire for aesthetic expression.”

“Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything.”

“That's the public-school system all over. They may kick you out, but they never let you down.”

“All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I'd sooner go to my dentist any day.”