Quotes about Sex

“Skill makes love unending.”

“Hair is another name for sex.”

“Sex is a short cut to everything.”

“Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.”

“Sex is like money; only too much is enough.”

“The backseat produced the sexual revolution.”

“No woman needs intercourse; few women escape it.”

“Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.”

“You have to see the sex act comically, as a child.”

“Whoever named it necking is a poor judge of anatomy.”

“There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be.”

“I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.”

“If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.”

“Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact.”

“Of all the sexual aberrations, perhaps the most peculiar is chastity.”

“Continental people have sex life; the English have hot-water bottles.”

“Sex -- the great inequality, the great miscalculator, the great Irritator.”

“I know it does make people happy, but to me it is just like having a cup of tea.”

“Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.”

“Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.”

“A ''Bay Area Bisexual'' told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.”

“For once you must try not to shirk the facts: mankind is kept alive by bestial acts.”

“Older women are best, because they always think they may be doing it for the last time.”

“There goes a saying, and 'twas shrewdly said, ''Old fish at table, but young flesh in bed.''”

“Vibrators. I think they are great. They keep you out of stupid sex. I'd pitch them to anybody.”

“Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society.”

“What holds the world together, as I have learned from bitter experience, is sexual intercourse.”

“All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I'd sooner go to my dentist any day.”

“What will happen to sex after liberation? Frankly, I don't know. It is a great mystery to all of us.”

“My favorite thing in the world is a box of fine European chocolates which is, for sure, better than sex.”