Who said “Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.”?

“The weather is like the government, always in the wrong.”

“What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps one in a continual state of inelegance.”

“Don't knock th' weather. Nine-tenths o' th' people couldn' start a conversation if it didn' change once in a while.”

“A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most real blessings or misfortunes.”

“"Heat, ma'am!" I said; "it was so dreadful here, that I found there was nothing left for it but to take off my flesh and sit in my bones."”

“Familiarity breeds contempt; and children.”

“Prosperity is the best protector of principle.”

“Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.”

“Honesty is the best policy -- when there is money in it.”

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”

“Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.”