Who said “There's no such thing as old age, there is only sorrow.”?

“Wrecked on the lee shore of age.”

“No wise man ever wished to be younger.”

“Old age is an insult. It's like being smacked.”

“Be wise with speed; a fool at forty is a fool indeed.”

“We do not count a man's years until he has nothing else to count.”

“A New York divorce is in itself a diploma of virtue.”

“There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.”

“Mrs. Ballinger is one of the ladies who pursue Culture in bands, as though it were dangerous to meet it alone.”

“I have never known a novel that was good enough to be good in spite of its being adapted to the author's political views.”

“When people ask for time, it's always for time to say no. Yes has one more letter in it, but it doesn't take half as long to say.”

“I wonder, among all the tangles of this mortal coil, which one contains tighter knots to undo, & consequently suggests more tugging, & pain, & diversified elements of misery, than the marriage tie.”