“Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.”
“For its merit I will knight it, and then it will be Sir-Loin.”
“The one way to get thin is to re-establish a purpose in life.”
“He who does not mind his belly, will hardly mind anything else.”
“Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us.”
“The right diet directs sexual energy into the parts that matter.”
“Choose rather to punish your appetites than be punished by them.”
“We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.”
“I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.”
“When one has tasted it [Watermelon] he knows what the angels eat.”
“Strange to see how a good dinner and feasting reconciles everybody.”
“Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.”
“The soup is never hot enough if the waiter can keep his thumb in it.”
“It is a difficult matter to argue with the belly since it has no ears.”
“I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.”
“More die in the United States from too much food that from too little.”
“Appetite comes with eating; the more one has, the more one would have.”
“No man is lonely while eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.”
“A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart, who looks at her watch.”
“One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.”
“It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs.”
“As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it, or leave it.”
“It's better that it should make you sick than that you don't eat it at all.”
“I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead.”
“Most of us are either too think to enjoy eating, or too fat to enjoy walking.”
“When a man's stomach is full it makes no difference whether he is rich or poor.”
“A man seldom thinks with more earnestness of anything than he does of his dinner.”
“A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.”
“My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it.”
“We may find in the long run that tinned food is a deadlier weapon than the machine-gun.”