“Travel is a fools paradise.”
“The map is not the territory.”
“Journeys end in lovers meeting.”
“Does this boat go to Europe, France?”
“The fool wanders, a wise man travels.”
“Travel is glamorous only in retrospect.”
“Traveling makes a man wiser, but less happy.”
“Worth seeing? Yes; but not worth going to see.”
“Travel makes a wise man better, and a fool worse”
“It is better to travel hopefully than to arrive.”
“My favorite thing is to go where I have never gone.”
“A wise traveler never depreciates their own country.”
“A man should ever be ready booted to take his journey.”
“Travelers are like poets. They are mostly an angry race.”
“There is no looking at a building here after seeing Italy.”
“The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work.”
“If you look like your passport picture you're too ill to travel.”
“They change their climate, not their soul, who rush across the sea.”
“Travel is ninety percent anticipation and ten percent recollection.”
“The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.”
“To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries.”
“The traveler sees what he sees, the tourist see what he has come to see.”
“The time to enjoy a European tour is about three weeks after you unpack.”
“The routines of tourism are even more monotonous than those of daily life.”
“In America there are two classes of travel -- first class, and with children.”
“I have just been all round the world and have formed a very poor opinion of it.”
“When one realizes that his life is worthless he either commits suicide or travels.”
“Sailing round the world in a dirty gondola oh, to be back in the land of Coca-Cola!”
“A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.”
“Being on tour sends me crazy, I drink too much and out comes the John Mcenroe in me.”