“I married beneath me. All women do.”
“The only thing I like about rich people is their money.”
“The penalty for success is to be bored by people who used to snub you.”
“One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.”
“I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate.”
“The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything or nothing.”
“Women have got to make the world safe for men since men have made it so darned unsafe for women.”
“In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on a woman.”